hello mikey do you want drugs *opens my coat with a wink*

kisses you on the head and runs away

i feel like it’s obvious who this is but i’m shy ok? i love you and i like spending all day with you ok purrs and presses our paws together and gives your cheek kitten licks before nuzzling you ok bye forever

HALLOOO I DUNNO WHO YOU ARE BUT TOU SEEM VERY NICE 10/10

LOVE YOU 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜

i will report you for harassment

slaps butt as i walk by

nyohohohohohoho my buddy indeed.... he is here.... on my internet machine...... nyehehehe

i love you buddy!!!

hi!! i love you so much and you are my most cherished individual, did you know that? you are the light of my life and genuinely the most sunshine boy to ever sunshine, you are the sun and i am the stars and we are kissing oooh ahhhh yes im kissing you mwahmwahmwah i love you youre my best friend ever and im going to kill anyone who treats you neutrally and not positively and im also killingn the people who treat you meanly . You only deserve kindness my sweetest boy Ok i love you sorry im at the store

im on the toliet rn

“aT yOuR bIg aGe”🙄 Brat, I am more than TWICE your age. Why are you speaking to me like I’m your peer, child? Go back to your sandbox. The adults are talking. Your opinion has the same value to me as the opinion of a toddler would have value to you.

Homesutkc

Bello my bro Mikey: hey there! Me: Aw hey, I wasn’t expecting to see you here!

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.