hi my name is rude messages and theyre going to screenshot me and i will be shot and theyre going to make fun of my dead body and pee on my grave and promptly delete all evidence that i ever existed so nobody will ever know my name and i will be sitting in an empty plot of land with no headstone and no name until the end of time .
mikey: hey its me mikey
kaz: hey mikey hows it going
mikey: its going!
*everyone takes a moment to laugh at mikeys relatable reply*
kaz: thats great man so what have you been up to
mikey: oh you know. the usual
*a missle is locked onto mikeys body*
*missle fired*
kaz: well its good to hear from you
kaz: youre my best buddy you know that right
kaz: like i dont know what i would do without you im so glad youre in my life
mikey: awwwe thank you kaz 
im glad we're frien
*missle makes contact. kaz watches mikey turn into a cloud of red mist*
HELLO!!n UR SO COOL I LOVE U!!! YAYYYY YAYYY
goo
hi mikey u are the best and so good the best ever such good friend all the hyperfixation are so cool and you are the amazing artist thank you for everything hi hello yes Hello I am sans Hello I am sans
i don’t think this is working 
can you make your sleepy joe alter front 
HELLO MIKEY!!! I LOVE YOU 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
